Joe has never seen, nor does he ever want to see, any of the Star Wars movies. In fact, he told me that he wants his tombstone to read, "I've never seen Star Wars." Or something to that effect. His refusal to see the movies increases exponentially when confronted by a Star Wars fan that gets pissed off when they find out he has no desire to ever watch them. Joe, since you have no intention of watching Star Wars, at least watch and listen to a three-year-old describe the plot.