That's right, the little shit hangs from the aquarium cover. At night, I hear popping noises coming from the other room where I keep his tank. It's Goodyear, jumping and banging his head on the underside of the aquarium cover. Eventually he does a midair backflip (I've seen it) and latches on the screen. Sometimes he climbs up his water bottle to reach the steel mesh. I think he wants to explore the rest of my apartment. When I catch him upside-down, he lets go of the cover and buries himself in the cage bedding or hides behind the tissue box like a suspect at a crime scene.
You tell anybody anything and I will carve my initials in your brain dish. I'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head. - Angela to Jerry in "The Good Samaritan"
Friday, June 6, 2008
Goodyear Escape Plan
That's right, the little shit hangs from the aquarium cover. At night, I hear popping noises coming from the other room where I keep his tank. It's Goodyear, jumping and banging his head on the underside of the aquarium cover. Eventually he does a midair backflip (I've seen it) and latches on the screen. Sometimes he climbs up his water bottle to reach the steel mesh. I think he wants to explore the rest of my apartment. When I catch him upside-down, he lets go of the cover and buries himself in the cage bedding or hides behind the tissue box like a suspect at a crime scene.
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I still think it's creepy that you kept him, but he is kind of cute peeking from behind the tissue box.
~Lara
Hello.
Would you ask Goodyear to be my fling on the side? I love him.
So so so so SO cute. I love him.
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