Thing I hate about the Olympics: who really cares about swimming? Seriously. I'm putting it out there. We're supposed to get excited about this for two minutes every four years? I'm not seeing how I'm benefiting from this. Call me selfish, or whatever. But fuck you, Swimming.
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Agreed. Show me women's beach volleyball and only women's beach volleyball, please.
You know, you should go down to a bar next February and ask them to change the channel to swimming. See how many people start shouting at you. Swimming blows. And I'm not just saying that because I can't do it. It would still suck if I could do something besides dip my feet in the shallow end.
This is the last Olympics for baseball, too. What the hell? I'd actually watch that.
I'm not watching the Olympics this year for political reasons. But I never really watched the summer Olympics anyway. Other than the soccer games. Really, the Olympics is a collection of sports that would never be watched if they were televised normally. Except women's beach volleyball, but no one watches that for the sport.
I only watch steeple chase.
So are you politically against Coca-Cola, Budweiser, NBC, or Visa?
You're watching the olympics?
No, Alex. I don't have TV. But the internet is clogged with Michael Phelps news.
Who is Michael Phelps?
A swimmer.
No wonder I've never heard of him. Hence, "Fuck you, swimming."
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