You tell anybody anything and I will carve my initials in your brain dish. I'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head.
- Angela to Jerry in "The Good Samaritan"
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Daily Musing
When it's cold enough to where you don't want to go outside, yet you decide to order a pizza for pickup, make sure when you pull up to the drive-thru that your window isn't frozen shut. It'll save you from looking like a tool.
I just realized I said tool booth ladies. Which is how you looked at them. As a tool to further your sick fantasies. Sick, man.
On another note: There isn't real pizza out side of the Chicago area. We just get what we can out in the sticks here. It was nice to have something real for a few days while there, though.
8 comments:
Your window needs some Icy Hot.
Where do you get drive-thru pizza?
Godfather's
I can't believe you consider Godfather's actual pizza. Don't forget your roots brother...
I bet you looked through your frozen shut window the same way you looked at the tool booth ladies. You know what I mean. Dirty, Dan. Dirty.
Lara: I do not consider Godfather's to be pizza, though I will say it's better than Domino's. Which isn't saying much at all.
Jorge: I was nice to those toll booth ladies. Damn nice. You all were just trying psych me out.
Alex: The Icy Hot didn't work, but it made me laugh. My neighbors looked at me weird. Yeah.
There was a Godfather's in glen ellyn in the early 80's for about 2 yrs. There's a reason places like that don't last in the Chicago area.
I just realized I said tool booth ladies. Which is how you looked at them. As a tool to further your sick fantasies. Sick, man.
On another note: There isn't real pizza out side of the Chicago area. We just get what we can out in the sticks here. It was nice to have something real for a few days while there, though.
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