At the end of the night, you might look down at your shirt and notice the day's activities (or lack thereof) have left it spotless. In fact, it's so clean that you probably don't need to include it in this week's wash cycle. But then you sneeze, forget to cover your nose, and spray quite the honker all over the front of that shirt. Saving an extra quarter on laundry--well, not this week. Not this week.