You tell anybody anything and I will carve my initials in your brain dish. I'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head.
- Angela to Jerry in "The Good Samaritan"
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
You discriminate against bruised fruit. Fructose confined to a dark, mushy legion near the rind is not how God intended to distribute natural sugar within a piece of fruit. It's obscene.