You tell anybody anything and I will carve my initials in your brain dish. I'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head.
- Angela to Jerry in "The Good Samaritan"
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Daily Musing
Beer Pong, Flippy Cup, Asshole--they're all ridiculous. Drinking's not a game. It's a distraction.
Beer Pong does not belong in the same sentence as Flippy Cup and Asshole. It is not ridiculous, and while it may be a distraction, they tell me I enjoyed myself a great deal whilst playing it in Boulder in the late 1980s/early 1990s.
Drink a beer that had a ping pong ball floating in it. A ping pong ball that has bounced around on a sticky table, rolled around on the disgusting floor, and has been fondled by everyone's germ-caked hands. You're right, that's not ridiculous at all.
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It's a serious business, drinking, you know?
Beer Pong does not belong in the same sentence as Flippy Cup and Asshole. It is not ridiculous, and while it may be a distraction, they tell me I enjoyed myself a great deal whilst playing it in Boulder in the late 1980s/early 1990s.
You've changed.
Drink a beer that had a ping pong ball floating in it. A ping pong ball that has bounced around on a sticky table, rolled around on the disgusting floor, and has been fondled by everyone's germ-caked hands. You're right, that's not ridiculous at all.
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